A son came home with the worst marks and the worst certificate in his class. When his father saw the grades,
he became very, very angry and said, "You always fail in class! Look at the neighbor; he's always the first one.
You're always the last! Tell me, what's wrong with you?
Doesn't your teacher ever teach you anything?" And the son said, "Yes, yes, just this morning, she taught us, 'Like father, like son.'"

一个小孩拿成绩单回家，他是班上成绩最差的一个。他的
爸爸看了成绩单以后非常生气，责骂他说："你的功课老
是殿后！你看邻居的小孩，总是得第一名，你却每次都拿
最后一名，告诉我，到底怎么回事？难道你们老师什么都
没有教你吗？"儿子说："有啊，有啊，今天早上，她还
教我们『有其父必有其子』。"